One Liners and Short Jokes

1. What two words will clear out a men's restroom? Nice Dick!
2. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
3. Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.
4. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
5. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
   peeing section in a swimming pool?
6. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
   one enjoys it?
7. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
8. Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?
   Because anyone can mash potatoes.
9. What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
   A sex-change operation
10. How do men sort their laundry?
    "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
11. Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white?
    So they can tell if their Coming or Going.