Funny toilet jokes to read, potty humor text and bathroom comedy stories at Porcelain Poetry.


Toilet Jokes and Potty Humor

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  1. How to poop at work
    - a detailed description of various methods. Not for the weak of bowel.
  2. Down the toilet
    - A young Jewish couple ..........
  3. John Wayne toilet paper
    - An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper
  4. A bunch of one Liners and short jokes
    - The list will keep growing. (11 so far - 3 new ones added)
  5. Mirrored lipstick
    - Every recess the school girls would go into the restrooms, put on lipstick, and kiss the mirrors............
  6. Bathroom banter
    - I'm in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realize I gotta take a leak........
  7. A drunk using the bathroom
    - A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom........
  8. Men never listen
    - On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom........
  9. Elevator fart
    - An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Toronto building........