Funny toilet poetry and a humorous potty poem. Some washroom comedy with this rhyming text joke reading material and bodily functions rhyme to laugh at.

 
  Funny toilet poetry and a humorous potty poem. Some washroom comedy with this rhyming text joke reading material and bodily functions rhyme to laugh at.

A Toilet Is...

A toilet is, the center of life.
To pee alone, is a god given right.

A toilet is, a place you can think.
It's easier than, to sit on the sink.

A toilet is, a friend to all drunks.
Supports you all night, when hurling up chunks.

A toilet is, a place for your buns.
That you appreciate, when having the runs.

A toilet is, used by us all.
It's universal, to answer the call.

A toilet is, just what it is.
It gets rid of our crap, in a river of piss.

This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick™
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