Funny toilet poetry with a crappy writers poem. Some washroom comedy in this rhyming text joke and bodily functions potties reading material or rhyme to laugh at.

 
  Funny toilet poetry with a crappy writers poem. Some washroom comedy in this rhyming text joke and bodily functions potties reading material or rhyme to laugh at.

Crappy Writers

A poem about potties by a literature major
Would be an affront, to their truest of nature
A respectable author would never sink so low
To write about farts and how they can blow

They crone about sunsets so beautifully bright
Never some movement you had that same night
All must conform to what the learned half thinks
To smell their own crap, would just prove that it stinks

They believe in the subject, not how well it's displayed
They should ponder of silk, or how it is made
No matter the dressings, we all do the same dance
And even an artist, can mess his own pants

 

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