Short potty poems and funny toilet poetry about bodily functions. The writers of washroom comedy and another joke to read that rhymes.

 
  Short potty poems and funny toilet poetry about bodily functions.

Short Submitted Potty Poems

Toilet poets when they die
will find erected in the sky
a fitting tribute to their wit
a statue made of solid shit

sit not upon this toilet seat
the crabs in here can jump six feet
and if you think that this is high
go next door the bastards fly

submitted by: Ortwin

 

If you want to shit at ease.
Place your elbows on your knees.
A little grunt, A little squeeze.
And out they come
Like rotten cheese.

submitted by: mjr

 

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