Short
Submitted Potty Poems
Toilet poets when they die
will find erected in the sky
a fitting tribute to their wit
a statue made of solid shit
sit not upon this toilet seat
the crabs in here can jump six feet
and if you think that this is high
go next door the bastards fly
submitted by: Ortwin
If you want to shit at ease.
Place your elbows on your knees.
A little grunt, A little squeeze.
And out they come
Like rotten cheese.
submitted by: mjr
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