Potty Poems and Toilet Poetry
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- Mall runs
-Lots of people go mall walking, but you never want the runs in a mall. It's much more embarrassing and not very aerobic.
- Artsy fartsy
-A nursery rhyme for a twisted mind
- Courtesy flush
-You are the author of your own fate
- False alarm
-Why you shouldn't panic too soon when confronted by bad bowels.
- Crappy writers
-Is a fart poem automatically crappy?
- A toilet is
-A porcelain potty is particularly ponderous.
- What is a fart?
-Men love them, and women avoid them. But we all do it. So get used to it.
- The talking toilet
-A poem written by one of our visitors with a toilets point of view
- .Toilet Brush
-A clean poem about cleaning the unclean.
- Quick, short potty poems
-Poems that are only a few lines and that are submitted.
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