Potty Poems and Toilet Poetry

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1. Mall runs
   -Lots of people go mall walking, but you never want the runs in a mall. It's much more embarrassing and not very aerobic.
2. Artsy fartsy
   -A nursery rhyme for a twisted mind
3. Courtesy flush
   -You are the author of your own fate
4. False alarm
   -Why you shouldn't panic too soon when confronted by bad bowels.
5. Crappy writers
   -Is a fart poem automatically crappy?
6. A toilet is
   -A porcelain potty is particularly ponderous.
7. What is a fart?
   -Men love them, and women avoid them. But we all do it. So get used to it.
8. The talking toilet
   -A poem written by one of our visitors with a toilets point of view
9. .Toilet Brush
   -A clean poem about cleaning the unclean.
10. Quick, short potty poems
    -Poems that are only a few lines and that are submitted.