Washroom crapper poems, bowel movements poetry, breaking wind rhymes, funny potty ditties, farting comedy and humorous passing gas lyrics.

 
  Washroom crapper poems, bowel movements poetry, breaking wind rhymes, funny potty ditties, farting comedy and humorous passing gas lyrics.

I Am Woman

I am woman, here me roar,
I can't take this, any more,
This stall lock, just won't work,
Must be built, by some male jerk,

Now I have to, improvise,
To sit like this, is not too wise,
'Cause if  I pee, it hits the floor,
When my feet, must hold the door.

 

This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick™
Non-Commercial use for this poetry
is allowed on washroom stalls
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