A
Fart
A
fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A
fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some
farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A
fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A
fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From
wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So
be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
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