Potty poems, funny toilet poetry humor, restroom rhymes, urinal rimes, fart comedy, reading material and breaking wind lyrics for laughs.

 
  Potty poems, funny toilet poetry humor, restroom rhymes, urinal rimes, fart comedy, reading material and breaking wind lyrics for laughs.

Beans

I
Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.

II
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you smell
So choke on them, and fart in hell

III
(Submitted Poem)
Fart, Fart the beans are calling,
must be the ones i ate this morning,
went to the bog and missed the pan by a mile,
sorry mum i didn't mean it,
here's a mop now go and clean it,
that's what you get for eating heinz baked beans!!


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