Potty poems, funny toilet poetry comedy, bathroom rhymes, urinal rimes, fart humor, reading material and cutting one lyrics for laughs.

 
  Potty poems, funny toilet poetry comedy, bathroom rhymes, urinal rimes, fart humor, reading material and cutting one lyrics for laughs.

Coin Operated

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a dime, and only farted,
Straining hard, my cheeks are parted,
I never should have even started.

From the can, you'll here my rants,
As I squirm, and do the dance,
Cause yesterday, I took a chance,
Saved a dime, but shit my pants.

 

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