Potty poems, toilet poetry, urinal rhymes, funny washroom ditties, farting comedy text and humorous lyrics for a good laugh.

 
  Potty poems, toilet poetry, urinal rhymes, funny washroom ditties, farting comedy text and humorous lyrics for a good laugh.

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Here in the solitude, of this metal sided box
Water is a tidal wave, when you drop in huge rocks
It gets you all wet, and drenches your seat
Then drips down your leg, all the way to your feet

I can feel the tremors, with everyone dropped
But this disembowelment, just can not be stopped
Now they're shooting out, like a thousand machine guns
I'd swear there was smoke, coming out of my buns

Then there's the smell, of the dead you might think
Enough to kill the witnesses, just by the stink
And when I'm all done, I'll have a frown on my face
Because I was the one, that stayed put in his place

 

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