Potty poetry, toilet poems, fart rhymes, funny diarrhea ditties, shitter comedy text and humorous runs lyrics to laugh at for free.

 
  Potty poetry, toilet poems, fart rhymes, funny diarrhea ditties, shitter comedy text and humorous runs lyrics to laugh at for free.

False Alarm

Five long hours on the throne
Sitting here all alone
Trying to pass, this kidney stone
Hoping it's not a chicken bone


As it gushes from my butt
I start to wonder what is what
Am I sane, or am I nuts
No, it was just a fart with guts

 

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