False Alarm
Five long hours on the throne
Sitting here all alone
Trying to pass, this kidney stone
Hoping it's not a chicken bone
As it gushes from my butt
I start to wonder what is what
Am I sane, or am I nuts
No, it was just a fart with guts
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