Potty poetry, toilet poems, fart rhymes, funny crap ditties, shitter comedy text and humorous runs lyrics for some great laughs.

 
  Potty poetry, toilet poems, fart rhymes, funny crap ditties, shitter comedy text and humorous runs lyrics for some great laughs.

Ode to a Toilet

The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.

 

This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick™
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