Toilet Practical Jokes and Public Bathroom Gags

1. Put Saran Wrap across the top of the bowl, but under the seat. When someone uses it , look out!
   
2. Flip the nozzle for the hand dryers into the upward position, and fill them with baby powder. When they are turned on, a cloud of baby powder will cover them.
   
3. Put some vaseline on the faucet or toilet handles.
   
4. The Chinese Fire Drill:
   The victim is on the pot in the washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket and fills the buckets with water. Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door into the stall. Yell fire, as everyone tosses the water into the stall. Needless to say the fire as well as the victim get very wet.
   
5. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
   
6. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
   
7. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
   
8. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
   
9. This ones just for guys. When you're done peeing in a urinal, and you go to shake it, slam your hand on the edge of the porcelain on the urinal. Time the slapping to the shake, and it seems like you're shaking a very large penis. Unless you already have one weighing about 5 lbs, of course. Like that's true.